Thursday, June 14, 2012

From Scratch Rum Cake

Anyone who has tried to find a good rum cake recipe lacking in pudding mix and box cake mix, will know that it is practically impossible. 
  Oh, you can search for hours, and not find anything. And though box cake and pudding mix can make for a tasty cake, it's a bit of an internal struggle for those of us who believe in doing things the old fashioned way.
  After making the same faked rum cake time after time, I decided it was high time to just experiment.
I took three different recipes and smooshed 'em together; a typical rum cake recipe, a relatives apple cake recipe, and an applesauce cake recipe of my own design.

  And the results were scrumptious. If I were a scrooge, I would keep the recipe from you. But since I love spreading food joy, here it be!

Cake
2 1/2 cups all purpose flour
2 cups white sugar
1 1/2 tsp BK soda
1 1/2 tsp salt
1/4 tsp BK powder
1 1/2 tsp cinnamon
1 1/2 cups fine chopped apples (Granny smith)
1/4 cup water
1/4 cup milk (Whole)
1/4 cup Bacardi rum
1/2 cup lard (Don't shake your head, just trust me)
2 eggs
1 cup fine chopped walnuts 

Glaze
1/2 cup butter (No margarine!)
1/4 cup water
1 cup brown sugar
1/2 cup rum
1/2 tsp salt

Mix all ingredients until smooth (well, as smooth as possible, with the apples). Grease and flour a 9.75 x 3.38 inch bundt  pan, and sprinkle nuts in the bottom. Pour batter into pan, bake at 350* for 40-45 minutes, or until pick inserted comes out clean. Make glaze. Melt butter in saucepan. Add sugar, water, salt, and rum. Bring to rolling boil for just a few minutes. Flip cake out onto serving platter, and drench in glaze. Be generous, go on. Let sit, or nom immediately. The cake will keep, if covered, for several days (If you don't nom your way happily through it).

  Enjoy! A rum cake free of Narsty mixes!



Saturday, April 21, 2012

Zahncliff Character Sketch 3

Allo! Here is a sketch of the Jorōgumo, a Japanese spider woman. You'll have read about her briefly in the Zahncliff Institute.

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Zahncliff Segment: Chapter 7, Bloody Sand

7

Bloody Sand


**

Adam


After the call, I sat in stunned silence for a few minutes.

Dead. Dear God, all of them are dead.

Death is not a stranger to me, but neither is it a friend. I had seen far to many people die in my far-too-long lifetime, and each time it is just as painful as the last. There had been seven hundred and thirty-four beings in the Scheherazade Institute, and I felt in my gut that we would find nothing but rubble. Rubble and ash. Not even bones. Nothing to bury.

Destra sat across from me, looking just as stunned, yet in a different way. She didn't, couldn't understand the death toll.
“This is wrong.”
Her voice startled me out of my stupor.
“yes, yes it is.” She was right. All of this was wrong, so very wrong, and I couldn't tell why. Unless I see for myself.

I stood up abruptly, and raced out of the room. I heard Ms. Simmons rush to follow behind me.

You're going, aren't you? You're going to Saudi Arabia!”
“Yes, Ms. Simmons, and if you wouldn't mind, I need you to explain the situation to Milly. I'll be back in a week.” I spun quickly around the corner, and began the climb to the roof.

Seeing as how I don't actually know what's going on, I don't think I should be the one to explain!” She was still following me. Now we were on the roof, and I headed toward one of the many Institute helicopters.

I don't have time to argue with you, child, I have a very long flight ahead of me, and very little time. By now, both the American government, and the Islamic government will have noticed the mess, and if I don't get there before they do, even more blood will be shed, over who did it. Now, if you will excuse me!” I climbed nimbly into the cock-pit, and started the blades spinning. Destra stared at me wide-eyed, and backed away from the quickly accelerating blades. After a few minutes, I left the ground, and headed East into the rising sun.


**

Destra


I watched Zahncliff disappear into the blinding sun, a flash of silver. Then I headed back down stairs.
Now not only was there a murder that would have to be investigated, but we also had to find the next girl before she got killed in some gruesome fashion. And there was the mystery of my informant.
This isn't my responsibility. Why should I care?

I laughed at myself as I calmly walked back down the stairs, and to the kitchen. They would be up by now, starting breakfast for the diurnal patients.
In a way, it is my responsibility. It's my ability. Of course, the others here have much more experience handling such things as murders and monstrous mayhem, but I can do my bit.

In the kitchen, the lunch ladies were busy stirring gravy, cooking meats, and were pulling out muffins and bread pudding that had been made the night before. The New Yorkers ignored me, or made sniping

comments about my appearance, but I shut them out, and waited for the sound of familiar voices. I leaned back onto the cold metal counter behind me, and closed my eyes for a spell. After what seemed like only seconds, a large hand was shaking me awake.
“Destra, girl, this is not the time for a nap. Adam's left without a single word as to where he'll be, and how long. And I just got a call from the chief of police; they've found another body.” Milly sounded impatient, but my eyes and ears were slow to respond.
Finally I sat up. It was noon, and I was still perched on the edge of the counter. I rubbed my eyes.

Sorry, Milly, Zahncliff did leave some news.... I've had a rough night, just a second,” I yawned loudly, and stretched my arms, enjoying the cracking sounds they made. “Adam got a call early this morning from the Scheherazade Institute-- I think they were attacked.” I watched Milly's face fall, and a look of horror come into her eyes.

He took off in a copter as soon as the other line was cut. As for the murder, I knew about that, too. I was visited by some weirdo last night who warned me about a 'fire dame', whoever that is, and that I would be the thirteenth. Then I saw the murder scene. And I need the records for every college in the city.... I saw who the next victim is going to be, and we need to get to her, fast.” I finished, finally taking a breath. I was shocked by how calm I was. Normally this wasn't my style, normally I was the one to freak out, and lose control. But I was cool with this. This, I could handle.


**

Destra


The first three days that Adam was gone were a hectic mess, with many angry outbursts from patients out of fear for their brethren over seas. Everyone wanted to know what was going on, when would Adam be back, were there any survivors, and what could they do to help?

All we could do was wait. Wait, and pray.

Things finally fell into an uneasy sort of norm. I did all I could to help, and tried to block all of my anxieties. But you can't do that for long. Eventually, you have to have something to release anger, fear, and pent up crazed energy.

And so, when I got home that night, I changed into yoga pants and a tank, turned my stereo up as loud as I could without getting the cops called, and danced to vintage techno . I had taken a few ballet classes, and some belly dancing years ago, and so my dance was a strange collage of pirouettes, hip-shimmies, and hair flipping. I danced until I was covered in sweat, and still I danced.

Then, as I was bending back as far as I could, I noticed that my window was wide open. I flipped upward, right into the arms of a now familiar stalker. He placed his hand right on my hips, grinned, then spun me, and brought me back to face him.

What in the hell are you doing in my house?” I asked, my voice dripping with venom. I pushed away from him, and his unnaturally bold green eyes sparkled wickedly.

Well, if I had knocked, would you really have let me in?” He stepped backwards, and flopped down onto my creaky, hand-me-down couch, his arms stretched out to each side, and drummed his fingers on the back of the couch. “Nice little place you got here.... Not quite what I pictured, but cozy.” He propped his feet up on the coffee table.

What do you want?” I walked by, and angrily kicked his shining black boots, which hit the floor with a pleasing thud. He sat forward.

Before I tell you, you got any grub in this place? I haven't had a bite in days.”
For some reason this struck me as odd. Even though I got the idea that he was a wanderer of sorts, he also seemed like a hunter. It didn't occur to me that he might ever go hungry. I blinked.

Um, ya, come into the kitchen.” I said, slowly walking into the kitchen. I heard him quietly get up behind me, and follow silent as a cat. Even though I knew he was dangerous, I didn't fear him. Something told me that no matter how he was around other people, he wouldn't hurt me. Not on purpose, anyway. I busied myself pulling random things out of cabinets. He watched me quietly from across the rickety dining table, his shoulders slumped, face softened.

I-I, um, don't know what you eat.....” I held up a can of chicken & noodle in one hand, and a package of macaroni in the other. “....Your choice?”

He quirked a smile.

whichever is most filling.” He said, casting his eyes downward.

He really had to humble himself to ask for food. Poor guy.

Wait, what? 'poor guy'? This is the guy that has stalked me, broken into my house, and given my creepy warnings. What's to 'poor guy'?

Mac and cheese it is!” I said, false cheer in my voice. This guy totally threw me. I pretended that the task needed all of my attention, even though a dummy can make macaroni. While I waited for the water to boil, I glanced occasionally at my guest; he kept twiddling his long slender fingers, and picking at his black, slightly pointed nails.

What's your name?” I asked. He shifted uncomfortably in his chair, and I pressed on. “Last time I asked you, you dodged the question. And since you seem to know everything about me, I at least deserve the name of my unshakable stalker.”
He chuckled, a low growl.

You really don't want to know much about me. It's safer that way.”

I'm not the one coming to you, buddy boy. And frankly, not much about my life is safe anymore. It never really was.” I came and sat in the chair across from him, which startled him ever so slightly.

Gabr--” he stopped. I smiled encouragingly. “Gabriel. Gabriel Morrison.” He put his right non-human hand forward cautiously, and I took it in my own. His hand was hot and dry, like a summer day in the dessert, and strong, callused from many years of use. My own very human hand felt small, delicate in his. I felt my face flush. Suddenly hissing filled the kitchen.

Damn!” I spun around, glad of an excuse to pull my hand away, and quickly whipped the boiling-over pot of water off of the stove, and set it on the counter. Water still skittered angrily across the burner in little bubbles, each one dancing into nothingness within seconds. I went about putting the rest of it together, working to ignore the very male presence still sitting there, rubbing the hand I had held. Then he saw me watching and quickly jerked his hand under the table.

Once the mac & cheese was done, I dished it up, grabbed two forks, and slid a steaming bowl, and a utensil over to Gabriel. He bent over his bowl, and began hastily shoveling the hot cheese sauce and noodles into his mouth, barely chewing before he gulped it down. I watched him for a few minutes, until I became aware that my mouth was hanging open. I snapped it shut, and began lifting forkful after forkful to my own mouth, never looking away from him. After he finished, he got up with his bowl and fork, and went over to the sink. I watched him turn on the faucet, and slowly start rubbing the dishes with his hands under a trickle of water.

There is a sponge, if you want.” He looked up at me briefly, then nodded his head, and went back to washing. He stacked them in the drainer, thanked me in a hushed tone, then headed silently towards the front door. I followed him, and just as he was about to leave, he turned.

By the way, those are some mad dancing skills you have there.” He smirked, and the quiet, contrite Gabriel was gone.
“Oh, get out of here you turd!” He spun out, and winked at me before disappearing down the hall. I blushed and closed the door. Then realized he never told me anything. I opened the door again to shout at him, but I knew he was long gone.

I should have called someone, Milly, perhaps, told her about the strange man who drifted in and out as he pleased. But I had few secrets in my life anymore, and something in my gut told me this was one I needed to keep to myself.



Monday, February 13, 2012

Silhouettes


Here is a silhouette that I did just today, of a hunter Satyr.
I'm posting it simply for the sake of posting something. Hope you like it!


Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Zahncliff Character Sketch Part Duex

Here are some more sketches of some important/previously mentioned characters... Hope you like them!
Above: The Three New Yorker Goblin Lunch Ladies. I wanted them to be loud, obnoxious, and born with the knowledge that they have the right to hate their fellow (Or distant cousin), man.
Below, left: Mysterious Informant. So far, all we know about him is that he goes a bit to long without bathing, and that he is not to be trusted. Good guy, or bad guy?


Munro! I wanted him to look as described in the story.... Very much like a teddy bear. This is a first sketch, and in my next one, I'll make him look older, and add a stoop.

Monday, January 2, 2012

The Zahncliff Institute: chapter 6, Nightmares


6


Nightmares

Destra



Ouch.

My head thrummed and pulsed a tattoo in my mind. I was teaching the patients how to mold clay. Things were going smooth, considering. I didn't have a single smudge of clay in my hair, and that was an accomplishment with this group. But then one of the Ningyos (a Japanese mermaid of sorts...) held up a perfect sculpture of a scared, running me. She smiled gently, and pushed it into my hands.

I am sorry.” she said, her voice that of a gently sighing breeze. I took it with shaking hands, and turned it in front of me.

My hair flowed backward, my clothing was torn, my limbs were tense, and I was looking over my shoulder, as if someone was following me.

I glanced at the Ningyo, who had gone back to working the wet brown clay, fingering it gently with her long webbed hands, her multiple fins swishing back and forth in the water filled wheelchair. Like when cold water hits you, like when an unexpected shiver dances along your spine, and when a singer hits a high note with perfect clarity, this head ache hit. But it was different from the first ones. This was a good hurt, if that makes sense. I closed my eyes. Images flashed through my mind.

First the girl on the news, tangled and bloody from a month ago. Then a sheet covered figure on a metal table in a sterile room. The face was obscured, but my mind flowed up, up across the body, and to her mangled face, her red hair flowing around her. Her eyes opened, and they were mine. I gasped, as if breaking from water, and clutched the table.

The patients looked at me with varied expressions, but a scary sort of understanding reigned in their eyes. They knew what it was to see what others do not.

I felt a rush of uncontrolled emotions, first anger, then inescapable sadness.

I ran from the room, and to the woman’s bathroom, where I slammed the door after me. I spun around into a stall, and pressed myself against the cool side, heaving uncontrollable. I balled up my fists, and slammed them against the wall, causing it to shudder and shake. Then I slid down until I was on the floor, and let myself crumple into an infant like pose. I sat like that for several minutes.

Then, all of the sudden, I was in control again, like being given the wheel back after your crazy friend has been the one driving the past few miles. I breathed deep, and let myself unwind. Of course, then the smell of bathroom got to me (Even if it was immaculate, there is always that lingering odor.), so I picked myself up, let the bathroom door swing shut behind me, and walked very slowly back to the art room.

I didn't know what that was about, but it had something to do with the murder. Somehow, I was involved. Or was going to become involved.


**

Victim #2


I died on a Thursday, a bloody mess on the grass, shadows all around.

That day I didn't have many plans, just a few errands, then a date that evening. Everything went wonderfully; the guy was tall, dark haired, had eyes the blue of the ocean, and we clicked. After the the renaissance fair and some dinner, he walked me to the edge of the park.

I'll be fine from here, thanks,” I said, smiling at him in the moon light, and rearranging my shawl.

Are you sure? I don't want any wandering suitors to come along and sweep you off your feet.” He pulled me in, settled his hands on my hips, and pressed his lips against mine. I felt a flutter in my stomach.

I'll simply say tell them I'm taken until further notice.” He laughed and spun me around.

Tomorrow night, same time, same place?” He said. I started to walk along the path into the trees.

Sounds lovely. Farewell, good sir!” I said.

I heard him laugh faintly.

Farewell, dear maiden!”

I continued walking along the path, a song in my heart, and let everything amaze me. The gentle breeze whispering through the tall stately trees, the bright sky over head, the scent of earth and distant flowering trees. Coming around a corner, I stopped suddenly.

There was a tall bald man standing in front of me, hands in the pockets of his black leather jacket, small earrings glinting in the moon light. With the moon to his back, he had black holes for eyes, and the shadow made him look like some sort of demon. I slid my hand into my purse for my pocket knife, and carefully pulled it out. The man grinned, and his teeth glowed. Then, his body started churning and snapping, twisting out of shape, elongating, until a mighty cobra rose as high as the trees, scales gleaming like jewels. Vicious green eyes slanted down on me, and I shook like a reed in the wind.

Little one, why do you wander the dark night alone?” He hissed, swaying back and forth in front of me. I clenched my hand around my knife, knowing it would do little good.

What are you?” I asked, my voice trembling. He laughed, a vile scraping sound, and began to wrap himself around me, drawing tighter and tighter.

Please....Please.....Ple--” I gasped, as the dry scaly muscles of the snake started to crush my bones. I could hear myself breaking, and felt hot pain everywhere inside of me. Blood dripped from my nose and mouth, but I did not feel it. He withdrew, and as I lay broken on the pavement, he returned to the form of a man, took my knife from my still clenched hand, and used it to cut a piece of my hair. Then, he turned and left me there, my body twisted and shapeless. I closed my eyes.

My name is Elanor McKinney.


I died on a Thursday, a bloody mess on the grass, shadows all around.


**

Adam


I was laying on the ground in a death-ridden waste land. The female figure approached me, stepping over bodies and debris, swathed in flame, with a jagged-blade clutched in her hand. Blood dripped off the end of the blade, and covered her hands. Her red hair was tangled and matted, her face crazed with blood-lust. A toxic breeze came by, blowing some of her hair into her face. She used her free hand to brush it out of the way, dragging the rust colored liquid across her cheek.

Son of Adam, you are the last?” She said, tilting her head to one side. I thought about the pun for a moment before answering.

Well, I suppose so.” I looked harder at her face... It seemed extraordinarily familiar.

She laughed, and it sounded clear and musical, a vast opposite to her evil fiery state. I was very calm, which I found strange, seeing as how I was surrounded by bodies.

Why did you do this? Why would you kill so many?” I asked. She stepped right over to me, and sat down on her haunches in an animal like pose. She gently slid her fingers through my hair, then grabbed onto it with surprising strength. She brought her face close to mine.

Humans are weak! They are undeserving of survival!” She spat, pulling her upper lip into a snarl. “Humans have been on this planet far to long, kept our kind dormant far to long. I am cleansing, so that we may begin again.” she stood up then, and drove her sword through my heart.


I woke up sweating again, clutching where her sword had struck. I sat panting for several minutes, making sure my lungs still worked, breathing in the clean summer air.

When I knew that I indeed was not dead, and that it had only been another vision, I looked myself over. Rarely did I remember going to sleep. My suit was more rumpled than usual, and I ran a hand through my shaggy hair. I reached for the bottle of brandy I kept next to my bed, and took a swig, letting the alcohol sear its way down my throat. I stood up, stumbled wearily into the adjoining bathroom. After soaking my head in the sink, and letting the cold water wake me up, I dried my hair, and walked into my office.

If I'm not going to get any sleep, I might as well file.

I stopped at my desk, then went back for the brandy. I pulled the wooden shades all the way up, and opened the windows to let in the smell of green and damp earth. I slumped into my chair, and took a long drink from the small brown bottle.


**

Destra


Around four in the morning, I realized I hadn't taken the garbage out. I muttered a few rude phrases as I tossed my covers aside, and gathered up the few bags from around the apartment. Sliding on a pair of lumpy old boots and a sweater over my pajama pants and tank top, I clumsily opened the door, and headed down the hallway, the bags threatening to burst at the first corner to cross my path.

I made it out to the dumpster in the alleyway without losing any garbage in the halls, so I felt fairly accomplished. As I raised the bags over my head to toss them into the large metal container, someone moved behind me. I squeaked, and dropped the bags, which banged loudly against the dumpsters side and crashed into the other garbage, making quite the ruckus. I spun around quickly, and moved into a fighting stance.

Before my stood a male figure. He smelled of sweat, animal, and leather. His eyes glowed faintly in the dark, and his sharp teeth glistened. His hands were tucked into his brown leather duster, his spiked hair stood boldly outlined.

I come to warn you, Simmons. Chill.” He sidled over to the wall, and leaned casually against it, a fairly cat-like pose.
“You.... You're the dude from the library!” I moved closer to the dumpster. He clapped his hands slowly and dramatically.

Bravo! You're a quick one, aren't you?” He said, pointing at me. I flushed, and clenched my fists at my side. I inhaled deep in order to calm myself, and set my jaw.
“What have you come to say?”

He sobered, and straightened up.

The Fire Dame's servant is coming. You will be the thirteenth. The Host. Prepare yourself." He finished his message, and paused for a moment. "Does that mean anything to you? I've been trying to figure it out all day."
"Who are you with? What are you?" I asked, eyebrows raised. He grinned wickedly and approached me. As it was, I was up against the cool smelly metal.

Obviously this guy has no clue what 'Personal Space' means.....

He stopped a couple inches from my face. He was just a few inches taller than me, but his presence was much larger. His breath cascaded down on me, hot, and sweet smelling. I gulped loudly, and felt around for something large and metallic with which to whack if necessary.

"Can't we just skip the introductions? It might complicate things." He said. I raised an eyebrow suspiciously, and he backed up a few paces. As he started to go, His head swiveled to face me again. "You have allies, Destra. Trust them." He said.

Then he turned the corner, and disappeared into the coming dawn.


**

Destra


I tried to work out the message as I wandered back upstairs. My head started to pound. I knew what was coming.

My head started to ache, not the sharp pain it used to be, just constant and thrumming. I fell onto my knees, and made my way slowly up the stairs. Stumbling along the hallway, I finally came to my door.

Suddenly I was blind to the things around me. Images of the murder passed in front of me. But this time there was another woman. She was laying broken and twisted on a cement path through a copse of trees.... The park. I saw the distant sun glinting off of the buildings, and the mornings first joggers come around some bushes.

The woman shrieked at the sight of the body, and the man's eyes grew wide. He pulled out his cell phone, and dialed. I heard sirens wail. Then it jumped to another woman, alive, asleep in her bed in a small dorm room. Her red hair was short and choppy, and wild with sleep. Then I was yanked back into reality; it was like jumping into cold water.

My senses screamed, and I felt cold and wet all over. I was lying on the old musty carpet of my apartment, shaking softly. My door was still wide open, and I could here people waking up in the other rooms. It was still quite dark out, and shapes weren't much more than gray blobs, so I crawled carefully along the floor to the thin plywood door, and started to shut it.
I only just made it up here.... Zahncliff needs to know.

Pulling myself up right, I grabbed my car keys, headed down to the parking lot, not bothering to change, and slamming the door behind me.


**

Destra


When I arrived at the Institute, it was still and calm. Everything was dew covered, and frost nipped at the grass. The leaves were starting to turn to the shades of autumn, burning scarlet, crimson, and gold, bold yellows and ochers. I could hear distant birds echoing across the sky, and the trees shushing quietly back and forth.

I strode quickly to the employees entrance around back, and threw open the door. I dashed down the hall, spun around corners and up the stairs. I passed rooms with moaning patients, and I could here the shriek of a nightmare in progress. Finally, I found the door to Zahncliff's office, and rapped on the hardwood smartly. I didn't expect him to be up, but he answered the door minutes after me knocking.
“Ms. Simmons? Is something the matter?” He was a mess, worse than usual. His breath stank of alcohol, but his eyes were sharp as ever, piercing green.

It happened again--” I said. His eyes widened, and he spun me quickly into the dark paneled office. Files were stacked and scattered all over the desk, and an empty brown bottle sat perched on top of a red leather bound copy of Treating The Common Troll Cold. He waved toward one of the chairs, into which I plopped without hesitation. I recounted my nights adventures in vivid detail, cementing the fact that it really did happen.

When done, Adam sat with his left arm supporting his chin, surveying me with an odd expression.

Well,” he said finally, sitting up straight, “It seems as thought we have our work cut out for us.” He sighed heavily, heaved himself upward, and picked up the phone.

He was about to dial when a call started flashing on the phone base. Adam cocked his head to the side, and answered. Even from a few feet away, I could hear the a loud, irregular booming sound coming from over the line. I couldn't hear what was being said on the other side, but Zahncliff's face became Increasingly ashen colored. He started speaking quickly in what I thought was some sort of middle eastern dialect. Then he jerked away from the phone, and quickly set it back in the base. He stood breathing heavily, shoulders slumped and heaving. I was vividly aware of the buzzing of the computer, and the chirruping of birds outside.

What's wrong?” I asked quietly. He raised his head, and he solemnly looked beyond me.

The Middle Eastern Institute has just been attacked. They're all dead.”


**

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Character sketch

Long time, no type! So, since I am being excessively lazy/lame, and haven't been posting story segments or chapters, I decided to do some sketches of some of the main characters in the Zahncliff Institute. More will follow!