Today, as I bring you this report, I am sitting at home, watching Avie and Kitty. May not sound like much, until you have lived with Kitty five years, and Avie two. Kitty, though adorable and beguiling, is not what she seems. for she has another nick-name; Spicy Child.
and it is not without merit.
She's like a little-bitty can of Jalapeños..... Do not doubt their power! Kitty can be a harmless little child, and the next moment, her spice could be eating your eyes out of your skull!
As for Avie..... Have you ever babysat Jack-Jack, from The Incredibles?
Let's leave it at that, shall we?
The reason I'm watching these silly Knights ( K-Nig-Ehts..... Family silliness), is that Mom is out of town, and Dad is at Scouts with Coliflower.
Sigh.....
As holder of the position of babysitter, I also had to make breakfast.
They didn't want pancakes, because we had those yesterday.
They didn't want eggs.
Or cake.
Noooo, the only thing they want is biscuits. Great.
I am really, really, really, really (can I add one more?), REALLY bad at biscuits. as in hard crispy lumps, good only for the ducks..... Luckily, we have some, because we have lots left.
Sigh.....
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