Thursday, November 18, 2010

The New Imaga World Stories

Hi everybody! sorry I haven't blogged in.... Forever!
Since I am terrible at posting actual events, I have resigned myself to posting my scribbles and scribes-works;


Prologue



A cold rain is falling harshly on the once dry, and dusty road. A hooded figure bearing a small wet bundle walks up the flooded pathway to a large set of double-doors, and sets the bundle down on the paved front steps of the Blood-War age building.
The bundle wakes, and starts to cry. The hooded figure turns her face upward, Silver moons for eyes, then gets up, and sinks into the dark of night.




1







Another high pitched whistle sounds in the darkness.

Crash. BOOM.

Rocks and other debris soars through the air, much of it coming down as a fine dust. In the distance, I hear men calling, searching for my soldiers. A scream tears apart the night. I hear gun-fire to both my right and left. As the sound gets closer, I check my own firearms. Three bullets. I re-holster my gun.

I am safe, for the moment, hidden under a totaled War Tank, the wires dripping around and on top of me, oil landing on the lace of my dress. Tearing off one of my petticoats, I bind my leg above the knee, and try to patch the gaping hole that is oozing blood in my calf.

While climbing the Barracks of the N.E.C. base camp, a guard came up from behind and shoved his spear deep into my flesh. Terrance had tried to stop him, but was hit over the head, and dragged away. I fought the assailant, kicking, biting, and scratching, and by some miracle, was able to escape into the chaos of the battle.

Terrance....

They didn't kill him immediately, so obviously he is of some use.

But that also means they'll torture him!

The stench of gun powder, oil, and smoke filled the air and sat in one's nostrils and lungs, refusing to vacate.

From the other side of the Tank, I hear gravel crunch ever so softly. I draw my gun, and cock the trigger. A shadow dances in and out of vision. Then, a looming and immense figure is standing there, smog swirling around him. He reaches down, and begins to search with his hands.

For me!

I slide farther under the Tank.

Silvia, is that you?” It was a strong voice with a heavy rolling accent. I sighed with relief.

Abdalla!” I carefully pulled myself from under the Tank. The tall dark-skinned Troll descendant stood at his full seven foot height, large muscular arms folded across his (Now bare) chest, his large white teeth almost glowing under the full moon.

Aye, sweet. How are you doing? We been looking for you!” he glanced at my leg and his already large eyes became larger.

Sweet, where you been?” he looked around, and after helping me to my feet and supporting me with one arm, said “And where is the General?”

I looked up at him, my brown eyes wide.

Gone.”





~*~







What is the location of your base?”

I grinned.

Classified.” the Interrogation officer grimaced, and flexed his fingers inside his glove.

He turned slightly, then swung back around, bringing with him a forceful punch. I sat straight and tall, my hands bound, and armed guard on both sides. The impact of the blow made me want to wretch, and I swallowed quickly to ease the tension on my throat. Hot red liquid ran down my jaw and neck, staining my shirt. The officer his cracked knuckles, and began to circle me. We had been at this for at least two hours now, not long, really, but I had never exactly been through an interrogation.

Every man has his price, Terrance Wilmington. And since yours is not gold or status, we must find..... Other means.” He grabbed a large hank of my hair, and yanked me backward, hard. He leaned close.

We know about your little Street-rat lover; we have troops out looking for her, and we will find her--What's her name?” A fierce heat rose to my cheeks.

Is it.... Silvia?”

I kicked my leg up over my head, and hit the officer right in the nose. He yelped loudly, and barked out orders to have my feet bound. I let a smirk take up residence on my face.

Well, good luck with that.... She's much more capable then you would assume. I bet that she's already back at camp, drinking and laughing, and hopefully planning my rescue.” I paused, “Wait, that makes me sound like a Damsel in Distress-- Completely lacking in any sense of manliness.” I shook my head, “Damn.”

The officer was cradling his face and glaring at me.

If you answer our questions, we might not kill the little Rat on sight.... You might get to see her before you die.” I gave him an empty stare, and set my lips into a hard defense against untimely or unwise words. The man snarled, walked briskly over, and took hold of the small gold ring hanging from my left ear lobe.

Now that is just dirty! What are you going to do, yank?”

Yes.”

And what does that prove? Only that you envy my elegantly pointed ears.” He turned his head to one side, thinking to himself, then turned back around, and pulled down hard. I cried out. And by the way, there is nothing wrong with yelling when in pain. I also let fly several obscenities. And maybe wished for an ice-pack. But anyone in their right mind would. I twisted my head and chomped down hard on the officers arm. Once more, he has caused me pain, and I have returned the favor.



~*~



This is what I have so far.... Not much, but I am liking where it is going.

Monday, September 6, 2010

My Life

Part of me can't wait till I'm old.... I want to be the slightly insane old lady up the street with the awesome attic full of costumes and junk that went out of style a millennium ago. I want to have a long silver white braid that swings behind me, I want to wear big goofy hats, vests, big swooshy skirts, and lots of bangles. I want a Victorian style kitchen that is always full of cookies, and I want hidden passage ways connecting every room to another room. I want to be an epic Grandma :)

and while I'm young, I want to attend culinary school, art school, spy school, travel with the Doctor, stomp around in big boots, ride horses, explore the uninhabited and wild places of the world. I want to be a writer, singer, cook, storyteller, sword fighter, and psychologist.I want my life to be as full as possible XD 

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Pancake Expierement: Carrot Cake Pancakes

On Monday the Sixth, 2010, I will boldly go where all pancake makers must go; pancakes imitating real cakes! I will attempt to make the elusive Carrot Cake pancake, but unlike most Pakers (Pancake makers), I will steam and mash the carrots, instead of grate them, producing a smoother texture.
Until Monday.
Baker's Log, Stardate 04/09/2010

;)

Thursday, September 2, 2010

N.A.A.C.; Nerds As A Collective

If you simply glance at this list, you will realize something; Most, if not all of my friends, are Nerdy and/or Geeky.


Jon The Tall and Gangly One: Gamer, Math Geek, Computer Dude.
Bryn The Booky: Reader, Fantasy, Wii, Techy.
Jenna Quick-Fingers: Gamer, Dr.Horrible, Sci-Fi.
KaT The Bubble: Fantasy, Reader, Home-Body.
Krystal The Artiste: Anime, Final Fantasy, Totally Awesome.

These are the Geekier of the Bunch, but add me, and we have a party! As a group, we are N.A.A.C., Nerds As A Collective, a group dedicated to bringing Happiness and the Zombie Apocalypse to the world, an organization stuck on thoughts of global domination, the latest in the Science-Fiction faction, and Donuts.
We are the ones who Cyber-Spy, the ones hiding in your closet, and going through your computer files in the dead of the night. We are the ones who wear clothing no one else would dare to wear, and do things that are utterly unthinkable.
Join the forces of Geekdom. Be free oh Nerds of this planet.
Live long and Prosper.

Monday, August 30, 2010

My Adventures In Seminary

Today I got up at seven something, got dressed in a oober-cute outfit, grabbed my scriptures, and my mom drove me to the small brick-building next to the Junior High, with the cement sign declaring it as the Seminary building. Me and my mom sat in the car for a few minutes watching as the other kids filed in, and noted that the students were, to my dismay, mostly male. Finally a few girls came trooping along, and I new a couple of them, so wincing at my mom one last time, I stepped out of the car, and made lousy attempts at smiling.
When I got to the door, me and the other kids were greeted by our teacher, Brother Kunz, A tall blond man of German descent, who brings to mind a mountain goat, because he tends to "Hops" to and fro.
We started out with a hymn, a prayer, a scripture, and much nervous laughing.

Brother Kunz then asked that we come up one at a time and give either our testimony, an example of a testimony builder, or something that happened this summer that let us know that god loves us. Shockingly, a lot of the boys got up and talked..... I can honestly say I didn't expect that!
after a long stretch of silence, Bro. Kunz got up and left the room to do something.
The silence continued.
Suddenly, the Darth Vader theme song from StarWars popped into my head. And so I started to hum. First quietly, then gradually louder and louder. Unknown to me, Bro. Kunz had re-entered the room. as he walked past my desk, he an inquiring face, then shook his head and sat down. The room softly trembled with the laughter of the other teens.

I eventually got up and talked about the death of our duck Pippa, and how I was grateful for good friends, and the fact that God led us to someone who could humanly put the duck down. I didn't cry, but did feel a little light headed.
I was more than happy to sit down.

We had a closing prayer, and began to chat with those around us. All in all, not a bad experience.
And I get to do it again tomorrow.
I haz a happy.




Autumn

Hi People! just another short.
Signs of fall are already evident in our town; Ravens and crows fly over head, the nights are getting chilly, and I am going insane. A sure sign I'm ready for autumn!




The sky blazes bold azure, and the scent of fallen leaves is ambrosia for the senses. The warm colors of autumn surround me, and the gentle cool wind trickles by, a precursor to the coming cold and snow. My mind decidedly wanders away from the thought of the unavoidable winter months, and back to my current surroundings. The school-yard swings creak, a raven calls to its mate, and children hurry home from school, many in masks, others with bright colored capes or fairies-wings, skipping, singing, laughing with friends. There is a noticeable buzz in the air, a note of excitement, a gay demeanor brightening the little red noses and ears of the elementary students. Its time I started home. I turn, my long brown suede coat swinging behind, sending leaves skittering in every direction. My black and white sneakers slap the paved-path, and my wool scarf rubs against my neck, making me tingle. I shove my hands deeper in my pockets, and make the trek home.

As I approach the front door, the smell cinnamon and baked goods reaches me, pulling me in. I feel a smile tug at the corners of my mouth. Mother has been busy. Once in, I am greeted by my siblings, clamoring at my feet, showing me their costume-jewelry, and twirling in their multi-colored skirts.

I begin to collect my costume articles, and retreat to my bedroom to change. My heart is racing with anticipation, and I hurriedly pull my under shirt over my head.

And so it is every Halloween. This love of fall is wrought out of years of joy and happiness, days full of baking and music and full-moons, hours with good friends, leaf-fights, and tree climbing. Autumn is when the soul tolls like a drum, a resounding rhythm, a tune that keeps you on fire, and livens your feet to action.

The symphony of fall; forever may you sound!

Friday, August 27, 2010

Stormy Day

This is a little short-story I wrote on FaceBook as a response to a discussion post, revised.
Hope you enjoy!

I step onto my back porch, paint peeling, and the surge of energy one receives when a storm is on it's way fills me to the brim with excitement. My feet sink into the thick green grass, still moist from the sprinkler we had been running earlier. A gentle breeze raises the hairs on the back of my neck, and sends a delicate shiver racing down my back. I breath in the tang of the air, and feel as though anything could happen. I always feel this way when a storm is on the rise. Off in the distance, I hear thunder. It shakes my very core. the pure essence of the rain and darkness is not yet upon me, and yet it is still as filling as a full moon. Small droplets of water descend on me, and the fungi in the ground react, creating the inescapably joyful smell that accompanies wet; like water on hot cement, it creates for you a separate world where the impossible is made possible, the unlikely probable, and the hopeless hopeful. It is not the biggest or the brightest star, but the storm, the rain, the lightning, it's brother, thunder, and the gusting wind that make dreams come true.Storms, not stars, are what liven the soul.

Pancake Tasty; ManCakes

sorry it's been so horribly long since I've typed..... I'm awful at this blogging-thing. I have been wanting for several weeks now to dive into the world of savory pancakes, and have finally had a chance to experiment; ManCakes

Recipe:
1 egg
1 cup buttermilk, or soured milk (See Below.)
1 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp baking soda
1/2 salt
1 cup flour
2/3 cup crispy bacon


Heat griddle. Griddle is ready when water dropped on griddle skitters around. grease with butter, or bacon grease. pour by about 1/3 cup onto griddle. Flip when bubbles are visible, and the sides don't look shiny. When done, smother in butter, and drizzle with raspberry syrup. this oddity is extremely enjoyable, with the light fluffy texture of pancakes, and the happiness that comes with running into a meaty little piece of bacon. Gotta love meat N' sweets!

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Adventures Involving Frankenstien Barbie

Hello readers!

I have recently entered into the realm of OOAK dolls.... One Of A Kind, or, Frankenstein dolls.
People will take Barbie dolls, or other fashion dolls, and alter them, completely and utterly. Sometimes, they even go so far as to alter the physical form of the doll, make it..... Something else.
most people stick with changing hair, make-up, eye color, and skin color.

In any case, I want to re-make some of my dolls, because I ruined them, trying to give them a hair-cut, or "Oh, I'd love a blue Barbie!", or "Her ears need piercing!"......
'nuf said?

Good.

As of now, I have several bald Barbies ready for wigs sitting in my craft dungeon, just waiting to become awesome again.

First, I need to locate Mohair. Mohair is a type of sheep's wool, that can be sold in several different ways, from wefted, to "On the Skin", or just plain. Unless you want bald OOAK dolls, you'll need it.
Buuuuuuuuuuut I can only find it online, and the regular cost plus shipping is a bit much.

*sigh*

Barbie Re-Awesomeness is going to have to wait.


Friday, April 30, 2010

Geek Mythology



It may have become obvious in previous posts, but for those who do not understand my lingo;
I am a Geek.
Both my Mother and My Father are oober Geeks.... Each in their own, unique way, but none the less Geeky. Yes, we are aware of SteamPunk, and Stargate, and Outer Limits. Yes, we watch Doctor Who, and Doctor Horrible. Yes, my Mother is a Civil War historian, my Father is Tall, Dark, Slightly Neanderthal and Scottish.

But I am my
own kind of Geek altogether.
Since the age of eight, I have been studying Greek, Norse, and some Celtic Mythology. Just a year ago, I finished the entire Mythology section of our towns local library (note: only the listed above! some Mythologies are just
too weird).
I thought being a Geek couldn't get any better!
Until I discovered Crytozoology. And the Faery. And Aliens. And Shakespeare.
And I can honestly say my story plots improved greatly after my Mother introduced me to Charles DeLindt, and Jennifer Robinson.

I write stories about a island in an alternate dimension from ours, adrift in a sea of liquid sky topaz..... An island called Imaga World.
It has Centaurs, and Satyrs, and Minotaurs, and Faery, and Dragons, and all sorts of other goodies. I am also writing a set of stories about a land called LinDante, which follows the life of a fourteen year old girl named Tianna Thresh. unlike Imaga World, this is a more Northerly country of dark, cold waters, Selkie, Banshee
storms, and Faery gates.
Indeed, I am a scribe of many things.

I hope to be able to post my stories in the future!
until then, keep dreaming! Lady Anne of the Island of Imaga World ~*~

P.S.

just for fun, I'll list all the creatures I have learned about over the years!

  1. Centaur
  2. Minotaur
  3. Satyr
  4. Faun
  5. Nymph
  6. Nyaad
  7. Dryad
  8. Siren
  9. Merfolk
  10. Sea Serpent
  11. Western Dragon
  12. Eastern Dragon
  13. Fire Serpent
  14. Northern Wyrm
  15. Griffin
  16. Hypogriff
  17. Elves (think LOTR.)
  18. Elfs
  19. Dwarves
  20. Gnomes
  21. Kelpie
  22. Talking Beasts
  23. Trolls
  24. Goblins
  25. Vampires
  26. Werewolves
  27. Pooka
  28. Sphinx
  29. Hydra
  30. Manticore
  31. Gorgons
  32. Ghouls
  33. Spirits
  34. Sprites
  35. Unicorns
  36. Pegasus
  37. Pixies
  38. Fairies
  39. Moths (me and my Dad made up a cool race of faery-moths.)
  40. Giants
  41. Harpy
  42. Ogre
  43. Chimera

Anyhow, I am a Geek, and hope to continue to be one my whole life.
Regards,
BethAnne




Saturday, April 24, 2010

Baker, Babysitter

Today, as I bring you this report, I am sitting at home, watching Avie and Kitty. May not sound like much, until you have lived with Kitty five years, and Avie two. Kitty, though adorable and beguiling, is not what she seems. for she has another nick-name; Spicy Child.
and it is not without merit.
She's like a little-bitty can of JalapeƱos..... Do not doubt their power! Kitty can be a harmless little child, and the next moment, her spice could be eating your eyes out of your skull!

As for Avie..... Have you ever babysat Jack-Jack, from The Incredibles?
Let's leave it at that, shall we?


The reason I'm watching these silly Knights ( K-Nig-Ehts..... Family silliness), is that Mom is out of town, and Dad is at Scouts with Coliflower.

Sigh.....


As holder of the position of babysitter, I also had to make breakfast.
They didn't want pancakes, because we had those yesterday.
They didn't want eggs.
Or cake.
Noooo, the only thing they want is biscuits. Great.
I am really, really, really, really (can I add one more?), REALLY bad at biscuits. as in hard crispy lumps, good only for the ducks..... Luckily, we have some, because we have lots left.


Sigh.....

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Pancake Tasty: Cranberry Pancakes

As hard as it may be to believe, I have a person in my family that really, really, really dislikes pancakes.
'Tis true!
About a month ago I was bored--- Bad things tend happen when I'm bored, but sometimes pancakes are born--- Dad and Mum were headed to physical therapy (Dad injured himself a few months back), leaving me home with the Sibs; Avie, Kitty, and Coliflower, the pancake-hater
Oh, and those are their nick-names, so don't think we're total weirdos.
Soon as the Parents were gone, I began to root around in the fridge, and found all manner of "Science Experiments"..... I think everyone living in the same house with five or more people understand this.... And found a small container of Cranberries. Then, my inner cook kicked in.
I used the same idea as the Betty Crocker Applesauce Pancake Recipe (NO MIXES ALLOWED!), and mixed in the Cranberries, added some cinnamon, and slopped 'em on the griddle.
Finally, once they were done, and after much begging, Coliflower tried them..... and kept eating. And eating. And eating! All in all He devoured three pancakes!
and so, my goal of pancake-domination has been fulfilled!

And, because it would rude to leave you wondering, here is the recipe:

1 egg
1/2 cup buttermilk
1/2 cup canned cranberries
2 tbsp vegetable oil (safflower is wonderful too!)
1 cup flour
1 tbsp sugar
1 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp soda
1/2 tsp salt
As much cinnamon as you like!

Beat all ingredients except cranberries until smooth.
Grease heated griddle (real butter-- no cheating!).
to test griddle, sprinkle with e few drops of water. If
bubbles skitter around, heat is perfect! pour batter onto
hot griddle. Turn pancakes as soon as they are puffed
and full of bubbles. Cook other side until golden.

I wish I could give you the number of pancakes this batter makes, but I make HUGE pancakes, so it wouldn't be a good example!



Monday, April 19, 2010

Bedknobs and Broomsticks, Pancakes and Pixies

Hello Blogging world!

I am a young woman living in a small city, an average girl of no consequence. But nothing is what it seems; for instance, unless you saw me running around with pheasant feathers in my hair for antennae, you would never know I do such things, and unless I pick up a pencil and paper, you would never know I work hard toward being a better artist. And unless you come over for breakfast, you'll never know what's on the griddle today.... for all you know, it could be lemon pancakes with a strawberry syrup (A.K.A., Strawberry Lemonade pancakes). Fact is, appearances are, more often than not, a very small part of a person.



So join me, as I battle spilled syrup, wrecked crafts, and mosquitoes. Fend for myself in the never ending hunt for edible goodies, and the quest for awesome baked goods!